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The Halodeck is Even Cooler Than You Think

I’ve failed to post the last few days but I’m confident that once you hear why, all will be forgiven.

How much do you know about porn? The business of it, I mean. Well, for the uninitiated, the porn industry is seeing the same drop in sales due to pirating that music and comics are. Maybe worse. So in an effort to make products with ample crossover to the mainstream and induce a collector’s market, they’ve banked on parody. Parody porn, as you might have guessed, takes properties you’re familiar with and gives them an adult spin. Some are done well (seriously) and others are poorly made turds. Just like mainstream movies.

So what does this have to do with me? Well, I’m on the set of a Star Trek the Next Generation parody at the moment. And it rules. The set looks nearly as good as mainstream sets I’ve been on and the talent is more interesting than any mainstream film I’ve seen in a long minute. That’s why I haven’t given you any auctions to check out the past few days. I hope you forgive me. Back to normal (sigh) tomorrow. In the meantime, hit this auction and study up.

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Wash This One On the Disinfect Setting Before Use

So I stumbled on* this Cherry beach towel and thought to myself, “No one who reads ‘Cherry’ goes to the beach or public pools and likely doesn’t shower either.” This item seemed totally misguided until I realized that every topless beach I’ve been to has had at least a couple creepy older men who wrapped beach towels around their waist while they strolled up and down the shore. This is a boner guard, not a towel.

It’s bold to fly that freak flag with a pornographic comic book themed towel around your waist. Respect, man.

And for those of you unfamiliar with Cherry (formally known as Cherry Poptart), here’s really all you need to know:

*Searched out frantically while in a boner-induced state of delirium.

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