Move over, lame-ass heroes. My man, PATRICK EWING, is here to show you what it takes to carry a real comic book. Number one draft pick to rookie of the year to eleven-time all-star to successful career as assistant coach. And let’s not forget his film career! Angel of Death in The Exorcist III? Yes.
What have you ever done, Superman? You underachieving scumbag.
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