Tags Matching: Off-putting pieces of shit that I still want to buy

Cash a Savings Bond and Buy This Now!

So here’s a piece that almost certainly never saw publication and was created by someone who either used a pseudonym when signing this work or went on to a career in insurance and never painted again. So why the high asking price for this piece?

Well, it was recovered from the Eerie Publication offices. Could it be that the Eerie name carries such weight that even an unpublished work by an unknown is gifted with value by association? Maybe. Could it be that the seller is insane and attempts to sell everything in his/her life for 600% over market value? Could be.

But here’s the real deal: This piece just rules. It’s amateurish and ugly with a strong raped-by-demon imagery that probably got the artist reported to the school psychologist by a concerned lunch lady. It’s worth every penny. Hell, this seller should double the price. If poorly crafted pieces of shit like the Taj Mahal are considered “priceless” then this thing deserves at least that much.

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