Tags Matching: Lousy Regional Heroes

Where Was This Guy Last Night?

New England could’ve used a hero during yesterday’s game.

Man, tell me it’s not fun as hell watching Tom Brady looking hurt and confused. I wish I could hire a super-villain to terrorize him every game. Or shoot him full of nanites that cause him to freeze in time for a massive soul-crushing sack. Check out this auction if you’re a New England Patriots fan or if you need dartboard targets for your New York/New Jersey bar.

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