Tags Matching: Jonah Hex

Hot Lead In Your Gut If You Don’t Buy This

Normally, I’m not so aggressive in trying to get you to check out auctions. You know, look at it, don’t look at it, whatever. Doesn’t impact me either way. But this is for real. This is a Tony DeZuniga original watercolor illustration of the character he co-created, Jonah Hex. Now, Jonah Hex the title has been really wack over the years and other times the best book on the shelves. But as a character, he’s the tops. Easily the best character in the DC universe. And as far as this auction goes, it’s as cheap as you’ll ever find something like this. Buy it this moment or feel foolish.

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Jordi the Leaper to Replace Batroc

Like to read comics about cowboys punching women (they like) in the face? Enter Jordi Bernet. I fell in love with him on Jonah Hex and recently sought out his material from the old country. At first, I didn’t know what country that is because much of his material seems to see print in France and Germany. Both old countries. My man seems French. Not only because of the name, but because the themes present in so much of his material seems decidedly French. As it turns out, dude is Spanish. That’s better than being German or French any day of the week.

Not only is this dude wild on the writing side, but he’s among the most readable graphic storytellers out there. Everything he draws can be read without words. And it’s all beautiful. This guy could draw an airplane evacuation manual and I’d be pumped to read it.

No one did a better job on their SOLO book for DC than Sergio Aragones, but Bernet was a distant second. Check my man out here, telling short stories is what he does.

The price on this is insane. Insanely cheap. There must be a misspelling on a search term or something. If you don’t buy this, I will.

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Check All Those Points of Articulation… So Sexy

The cavalcade of merch for shitty movies adapted from comics continues on Comic Noize. Here we have a particularly exciting auction for fans of Jonah Hex, Megan Fox fantasy dolls, Barbie, the wild west(?), Tony DeZungia and pieces of crap.

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Movie Tie-Ins For Movies That Suck

The sad bastard children of the comics-to-film marketing landscape. These poor pieces of shit never had a chance.

Take, for example, this ring. An exclusive promotional item you could only find at participating 7-11 stores, this item is a tie-in for the incredibly dull 1996 film The Phantom. Now, if you’re a big fan of the Phantom as a character (all two of you) you may want this item for your collection. But deep down you’ll always know it’s from the Billy Zane movie you pretend never happened.

Or what about these sick Jonah Hex tattoos? From THE MOVIE. You want to relive that, right?

Part two coming soon, hopefully with Elektra tissue box cozies and Punisher: War Zone hubcaps.

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