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Supernatural Revenge With A Lite Industrial Soundtrack

Everyone remembers The Crow, right? Well, if you’re 11-years-old and missed out on this beautiful pop-culture phenomenon, here’s your primer: It’s pure cutter stuff. The Crow tells the story of a man spared from death in order to revenge his murdered girlfriend. It was a personal story for the author, James O’Barr, who had lost his woman. This was his therapy. And it reads like it. It’s not for the healthy-minded.

But someone made a movie out of it. And it went bigger than expected. And the soundtrack went bigger than expected. So, The Crow was everywhere for about eight months.

If you are familiar with the property and are a big fan, here’s a sort-of-crummy figure. Notice the arm cuts. DARK, BRO.


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Ken Dolls Assemble!

Am I off-base here, or does Hawkeye look like a dick? I know the dude is supposed to be wiseass and almost a full-on dick, but this figure really pushes it. If I were a kid excited to hit the nearest Toys R Us to grab a cool new action figure, I’d pass right over this Prince meets Dane Cook-looking jerk.

I’m curious, did anyone who bought this do anything with it but have it die at the hands of other figures? Maybe smash it against a Mockingbird figure to simulate sex? I can’t see too many other applications. This auction has a low price attached at the moment so this is your chance to have a figure just to abuse.

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