Typically, I don’t lust for inanimate objects. I once saw a Frank Quietly illustration of Emma Frost that moved me, but it was during a time of great drought in my sex life. This auction inspires lust. I am salivating looking at it and debating doing criminal shit for the money to buy it. Buy it, then send me your address so I can burglarize your place.
I present to you the original masthead for Savage Sword of Conan by the legendary Bob Larkin. Gaze upon it in the same manner you watch pornography; with a warm-hearted love clashing against a resentful envy.

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