Monthly Archives: June 2012

Supernatural Revenge With A Lite Industrial Soundtrack

Everyone remembers The Crow, right? Well, if you’re 11-years-old and missed out on this beautiful pop-culture phenomenon, here’s your primer: It’s pure cutter stuff. The Crow tells the story of a man spared from death in order to revenge his murdered girlfriend. It was a personal story for the author, James O’Barr, who had lost […]

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LeBron James Could Take the Hulk In A Fair Fight

So LeBron won. He made himself a pro-wrestling heel and somehow still won. The badguy beat the underdog. There is no Santa. Here’s a throwback to pre-championship LeBron, the one we all liked, and his Bloodsport-meets-Days-Of-Thunder adventures in the DC book, KING JAMES. I’ll confess that I’ve never read it, but how could it be […]

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Save the Whales: Less Than An Hour On Orka

Remember how much you love Orka, the dude with no personality that fights Namor for reasons you can never really manage to remember? Sure you do. He’s awesome. Apparently, he’s swapped sides and is now a good dude. Makes sense. How many times can you align yourself with other badguys who get their asses handed […]

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30 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD: AVENGERS

You’ve got half-an-hour to grab this lot of Silver Age Avengers comics. If you fail to meet the reserve, Skrulls will take this planet, the Red Skull will party on our graves, and Ultron will hack all our favorite adult websites replacing the content with memes from 4chan. Act now! Avengers Assemble!

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Wack Cover Week Rages On: When Breasts Are Lame

I’m not going to pretend to understand the publishing history of Glory. I also can’t comment on the character, as lame as she may look, because I don’t know a thing about her. But these covers I can talk about. These are horrible. I mean, the idea of a lingerie issue already pushes comics back […]

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Wack Cover Week: Day 1. Who Jumps Like This?

I love Mike Zeck. I also love the treatment the title got. “Trade dressing” I think they call it. But what’s going on with this pose? I mean, Zeck does it better than 90% could, but there’s no saving this nonsense. Is he leaping at us? Jumping up to something? Is he falling? I can’t […]

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FINAL AND BEST THANOS AUCTION NO TIME HURRY BRO

I’M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT BECAUSE THERE’S NO TIME. THIS AUCTION RULES. REMEMBER THAT MOMENT WHEN THANOS SNAPPED HIS FINGERS AND MADE HALF OF ALL LIFE DISAPPEAR? THIS IMMORTALIZES THE MOMENT IN THREE DIMENSIONS. THE AUCTION ENDS VERY SHORTLY. GET ON THIS NOW. FEEL POWERFUL LIKE THANOS.

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