Finally, a Collectable That a Cop Will Shoot You For Holding

So, you hate your nephew and want him to be shot by police? Get him this. It’s a comic book collectable you can play with, but also a real liability to carry out of your house. Does it look like a real gun? Hard to say, but if someone pointed it at me in a dark alley, I’d probably wet myself just as quickly as if it was a working pistol. Nick Fury’s needle gun. Perfect gift. Oh, comes with a badge too. Just in case you want your nephew to get arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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