More Memorable Forgettable Pieces of Garbage

So I think it’s safe to say we’ve reached the nadir (peak?) of crummy nostalgia trips. Gobots. These dollar-store Transformers were truly awful toys with an even thinner backstory than their cousins across the isle. The only value one could find in them was their ability to split a kid’s head open. The early versions of these turds were metal and if winged at a kid on the playground could easily split a lip or open a brow. Otherwise, straight doodoo.

HURRY ON THIS ONE, DUDES! APPARENTLY THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP IS WORTH SOMETHING TO THE SELLER AND YOU’VE GOT LESS THAN 30MIN TO MEET HIS ASININE RESERVE. RUSH! YOU NEED THIS!

And because this is a comic blog, here’s the requisite low-grade comic license for the low-grade toy.

An interesting note on that comic auction.

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