Thrash Metal is Not a Crime

You know, I often joke about replacing your significant other if they won’t allow you to hang comic art on the walls of your home. This time I’m not joking. This Anthrax/Judge Dredd tapestry deserves at least a livingroom wall, if not its own section of the house. Look at this thing. It’s everything you wanted as a kid. Loud music and a science fiction cop. I bet when you hang it up, a tear in the fabric of space opens and naked women come out from behind it. PLus you can bring it with you to Anthrax shows and be the weird Euro dude who likes to wave giant tapestries at concerts. Buy this today before I do.

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