Chaos Has Hit Me In My Face

Tornados. Wiener pics on Twitter. DC reboot.

This world is afire. I don’t understand anything, least of all my place in all of this. So I’m taking it back to a simpler time for just this one post. I’m taking back to the part of your life where you thought you could possibly ever pull this shirt off. You’d have to be younger than eighteen and a bit of late-bloomer because there is no way you’d be aware of women and still wear this. You loved playing D&D in your friend’s basement, reading comic books, and playing manhunt in a church parking lot. Wolverine was awesome.

Drift there, now, my friend. Leave this complicated world and its expectations of you behind. Come to tie-dye land.

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