You’ve Got a Two-Hour Window to Celebrate the 90s

Everyone had to get that TMNT dollar back then and even Mighty Marvel wasn’t above anthropomorphizing a dolphin to fight on behalf of the environment.

I’ll level with you: this isn’t great. It’s actually vaguely insulting, but it is the runoff of a interesting period. This thing was written by Simon Furman, a creator with a lot of Transformer credits to his name, so I guess that helps explain these awkward Battle Beast outfits the animals are wearing. I can’t explain their motivation for becoming defenders of the biosphere, however. Probably something about them being animals and “more in tune with the planet”. Or something else equally hackneyed. Whatever, turn off your brain and celebrate this oddity. This auction ends in a couple hours, so bid now and bid hard.

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