Of Thee I sing

With the United States always wrapped up in some shady nonsense, it’s easy to loose faith in the old red, white and blue. Secret prisons, torture, toppling developing nations and installing brutal dictators- it’s not easy to stay patriotic in these ethically trying times.

Thank God I found this auction. This bad boy reminds us America isn’t just the best damn nation in the world, but also the home of the planet’s greatest heroes. I swelled with pride so hard when I saw this, my muscles tore through the faded yellow Hulkamania tanktop I’ve been wearing since the fall of the Berlin wall.

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL AT A REALLY KILLER PRICE. BUY THIS NOW.

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