The Beginners Gym Attire.

It’s always important to be properly prepared for the gym. For those of you just starting out, there are three things that you absolutely HAVE to have:

1. A gym bag. Unless you’re an unemployed leech on society like myself, you will most likely be going to the gym straight from work, or possibly before work. So you’re gonna need a gym bag for clean clothes, deodorant, etc.

2. A good pair of sneakers. You want good ankle support, and a solid tread.

3. A gym shirt. You’re not working out in Venice Beach in 1979, so you’ll need to have one on. Something simple, that you don’t mind getting sweaty and stinky.

Again, this is for the BEGINNER. You really don’t need much more than that for now, and you certainly aren’t ready to be working out in anything like THIS yet:

You think I’m kidding, but there’s a 300lb roidhead at my gym who wears stuff like this. It’s surreal.

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