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Monthly Archives: April 2010
14 year-old Me Just Danced Around the Room
This piece of original art has all the components necessary to thrill me. If anyone needs me, I’ll be robbing a liquor store using a orange toy gun for the money to buy this. Spider-Man and one of his best villains, the Lizard, plus MAN-THING, BABY, MAN-THING! Who could ask for anything more?
90′s Hobgoblin
Of all the spider-villains, Hobgoblin was one of my favorites. Admittedly, he’s a blatant ripoff / amalgamation of the Green Goblin and Jack O’Lantern, but I digress. What I didn’t like was when he was bastardized into the demo-goblin courtesy of the infinity war. Diluting an already thin character who no one actually wants to [...]
Perfect way to ring in the Summer.
I don’t know who was making the decisions over at 7-11 in the 1970′s, but bless their heart. Their inebriated, intoxicated, comic loving heart. Who other than an absolute diehard would think… “you know what would be cool? UATU on a SLURPEE CUP!” And the best part is the blurb / bio on the back [...]
Super Models.
I like old stuff. In my spare time you can often find me haunting flea markets, goodwills, that sort of thing. Thing is, I like my old stuff to look old. I would much rather have this: Than this: It’s not even a money thing; it’s purely an aesthetic preference. I do recommend taking a [...]
Spider-Man is Into Italian Motorsports
Here’s one more for the kids. If you always imagined that Peter Parker would eventually leave his job at the Bugle for a more lucrative career as a MotoGP driver, well, here’s your toy. I guess. I don’t know what’s up with Spider-Man’s pants in this dynamic and entirely not-depressing version of his character. He [...]
Start’m Young
Old enough to teethe… old enough to read! Here’s an effort on the part of Marvel to make fans for life out of toddlers. While I don’t know why an infant would want to chew on The Hulk’s hand, I respect their right to do so and, moreover, I respect Marvel’s hustle. God bless a [...]
Who’s Thirsty?
For your thirst quenching pleasure we offer you your choice: Superman or Batman. You’d think the Bat-beverage would have been the one labeled Fruit Punch, what with all the “Pows” on the packaging…
If They Put Poitier and Curtis In The Next Hulk Movie, I’ll Be Psyched.
I woke up Sunday morning and The Defiant Ones was on TCM. Just a great, great classic movie. Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis as fugitives from a chain gang, joined at the wrist, who hate each other. Both got nominated for Oscars for it. But what if, instead of getting Oscar nominations, they got their [...]
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