Ice, Ice Baby.

Believe it or not, Vanilla Ice wasn’t always the whitest Ice around.

Since 1963, that honor has been held by Bobby Drake of the X-men. How white was he? So white that when he got his first solo mini-series in 1984, it was emo before emo existed.

4 issues of existential angst, in which Iceman falls in love with the daughter of one of Marvel’s cosmic entities, travels back in time and meets his parents, accidentally writes himself out of existence, and pretty much whines the whole time.

Word to your mother, indeed.

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