Mohawk Storm.

In my humble opinion, the only time Storm was ever cool was when she was a bondaged out punker with an attitude problem. The whole “African weather goddess queen” thing? It just never worked for me. So you’ve got storm powers, big deal. I’m not going to worship you. Weather Wizard did your same schtick using a home made magic wand, and he wouldn’t turn into a quivering mess if you locked him in a closet.

He does, however, look way less cool.

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