Why is this piece of original art by the impossibly great Sean Philips, featuring incredibly popular characters, not going for lots of money? That’s for the seller to worry about. All you need concern yourself with is the purchase, mounting, and framing of this beautiful thing. Created as the recap page in an issue of the Kingpin series, this is just a solidly designed piece that any fan of the characters or artist should consider a steal at this price. Buy!

Steal Sean Philips
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m a Violent Super-Powered Convict
So this might be a weird thing to admit on a site made for collectors of things, but I don’t care about signatures. I just don’t. Unless it comes with some original art, or you got it signed on your chest, I don’t see what the big deal is. Yet here’s an Ebay auction based on a writer’s signature. Why do I pump this? Because Jeff Parker’s Thunderbolts is one of the most under-discussed books on the racks. It’s not playing with huge characters so it gets passed over by a lot of people. But it’s as solid a hero (word used liberally here as the series follows convicts) book as they come. It’s worth noting that things actually change in the series and the characters you love aren’t coddled by the writer. It’s refreshing and fun. Give this book a chance, and why not make it a signed chance?

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If a Head Is Cut Off…
So you want to cosplay as a member of a secret order of Nazi-affiliated madmen bent on world domination? We got your embroidered uniform patch right here! Now you can pretend to be part of a deathsquad fixated on the marriage of science and the occult! FUN!

I just got back from Germany so expect a couple dozen Red Skull related posts this week.
Halle The Hooters Girl #1 Recalled Edition. Rare 1st Print First
Now you can enjoy Hooters in a comic book. blmodirect is selling a rare Hooters comic book. This was recalled because of Copyright infringement. Only a few copies survived so get on this if its our thing. But then again who doesn’t enjoy a nice pair of Hooters?
The Last Resort by Palmiotti, Gray & Caracuzzo
I just wrapped up reading The Last Resort by Palmiotti & Gray with art by Giancarlo Caracuzzo. Have you ever seen that seminal Christmas classic, Elf (that’s right, I called it a Christmas Classic)? There is a scene where Peter Dinklage’s character, Miles Finch says “a farm book would just be white noise.” That’s how I feel about zombie books. Yes, The Walking Dead is awesome. Kirkman is a genius. Love those books. But everything else, well, it seems to come up short. Marvel Zombies? Get outta here with that. As for this book, it is white noise, but it’s fun white noise. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and the artwork is great. The cover is what pulled me in. I was really hoping this was going to be a crazy cannibal, deserted island book, and was pretty let down when I saw zombies instead. It’s a fun read, though. If you can get it for cheap, like the copies thill70 is selling, it’s worth picking up. As for me, I’ll be digging back into Jonah Hex.
A Vibrant World
YOU KNOW I LOVE PRODUCTION MATERIALS! Here’s a color guide for an early-80s issue of Spectacular Spider-Man. This sort of stuff thrills me because it celebrates the whole process of comic making. Which I understand is probably as nerdy as someone collecting lighting rigs from films they love, but whatever. It’s that sort of stuff that keeps the lights on at Ebay. Bizarre collecting. Check this piece out and tell me it’s not perfect for framing.


My Christmas List
Bilbo Smirnov
So the newly released Hobbit film trailer got you pumped? You’re excited to experience the magic of the Tolkien classic on the big screen? Well, why not start with this terrifying-looking Russian “comic book” adaptation? It boasts “illustrations on almost every page”. That isn’t a joke.
Even if you’re unwilling to pay asking price for this collectable from 1992, maybe take the time to write the seller and ask where “The registered Airmal, Ukraine” is located as that’s what they list as their point of origin.
Let’s confess this thing is disgusting and interesting and you want it.

He’s Puzzling.
The Punisher is a fairly one-dimensional character. That’s not a knock. Many writers make it work. But let’s face reality; dude has been driven by one event that occurred 30 years ago. Most of his villains are just as single-faceted. Jigsaw included. Handsome thug gets face cut, sometimes wants revenge. But again, who cares? A good writer makes it work.
Mike Baron is a good example. I’ve mentioned a few times that Baron’s run on the Punisher went off the rails towards the end, but there are issues upon issues that were amazingly fun. Here’s some of them, and some of these include Jigsaw.

And here’s my man Jigsaw in Minimates form. Menacing.

And in line with the fact that Jigsaw is deformed, here’s a hat that makes you just as unpleasant to look at.







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